go away summer

I would like summer to go away for a few more weeks so I can have some more time to hit the gym and fit into my summer clothes...we are going out to my parents friends camp today and well like none of my shorts fit....so old soccer shorts with the ever so wonderful elastic drawstring waistband. 

Thank you Crisco, Keith J. for your oh so wonderful creation...(<-- I think he created them, or he at least owns the patent) 

So anyways, I'll just blame my recent predicament on the months of steroids for now....