Tuesday, February 10

condoms.

umm so our "floor" for our little section of the dorm consists of 2 rooms, 4 girls each and 1 ra. our ra never talks to us and she always plans programs with another ra. so this months program we boycotted...it was like sex in the city, sex on the beach...tonight about 3 hours after the program we went outside our rooms to find small zip lock bags for each pair of girls...inside each one contained:
1. candy
2. weird tattoos
3. ummm condoms
now our floor is random and fun and we are really strange but none of us take boys home with us...its pretty safe to say we dont need ziplocks full of condoms...me and steph split ours, i got a orange one that is even orange flavored...yup...umm enough said about that...

p.s- stephs is red...is it cherry flavored...or something like peppermint...but them i would be reminded of a dentist for somereason...and umm ewww nasty thoughts....

but watch my parents or brother will randomly stop in, see the condoms and then everything will be awkard...yet i have no intentions of throwing them out maining cause its soo funny that we got them...

i am off to bed...

1 comment:

  1. Ok that is too funny, and i wonder which would be more awkward, your parents seeing condoms in your room or my dad asking me if i need birth control?? lol.

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